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GPMG 'The General' Hand Carved Wooden Weapon Presentation - Pre Order

£349.00 GBP £365.00
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Garment Care information

Printed Garments should be washed inside out on a cool 30 degree wash, and avoid tumble dry.

Delivery and Shipping

All clothing items are printed or embroidered to order and take approx 4-5 Days to produce plus postage time.

Figurines and other made to order cast resin products are made to order and take approx 7-10 working days, sometimes longer.

Other giftware takes approx 7-10 days.

Belts and ties and items without badge or decoration are shipped next day.

Please note that during busy periods such as Christmas, these timings can take longer, and your patience is appreciated.

The hand-carved wooden Gimpy GPMG Weapon Presentation (the Ultimate gift) honours the iconic British Weapon. THE GENERAL, symbolising historical significance and military pride.

Crafted with precision, it showcases exceptional artisanship, reflecting a deep respect for the weapon's legacy and the skills of the artist. This is an artwork 100% scaled to size and using a single slab of solid hardwood. 

It is represented on 3 sides in exquisite detail then bound to a backing board. It is then finished with a solid hardwood shadowbox surround. 

  • This is a handmade made to order product and a natural product. 
  • The waiting time for this is approximately 1-3 Months, but contact us for a definitive date. 
  • The natural hardwood is always characteristic and will have natural flaws and quirks. This is very minimal.

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